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M1 Demotivational Poster

M16 -

TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er

1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.

TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.24/5

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arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~

GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming

TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?

STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.

TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance

IF YOU EVER SEE THIS - Well I guess your screwed.

TAGS: m1a1 abrams kills you over and over again
Rating: 3.07/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:49 pm
Or if you are recon and you get cut off. Then you have never been so happy to see this in your life.
agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 9:21 pm
Unless, of course, you're on the ground, laser tagging it for the warthog overhead.

PROPAGANDA - Even If It Might Attract People to Your Cause, That Doesn't Mean It Will Attract Smart People To Your Cause

TAGS: republican jesus m16 war
Rating: 2.12/5

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Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
You see what Republicans really stand for is people earning what they get or a novel idea called WORK. I can't wait to see when you start getting taxed for the health insurance from your employer so you can pay for the lazy non working fucks.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
But yes the AR is definatley a Republican thing and I would guess Jesus is too. The Rebel Flag is a Southern thing and I don't like it's connotations. So actually the poster sucks but the Dems are closer to the Communist mentality than the Republicans.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
Let's see Dictatorship/Communism are almost synonyms. The Swastika is obviously a Nazi reference. Obama is obviously a socialist (see his policies) and everyone knows that Socialism is Comunism light so the Swastika is more apt for the DEMOCRATS.
Harvey Danger - February 23, 2009, 2:16 am
It makes perfect sense. The only people that ever have a voice in the right wing nowadays are the ones that uphold an image like this (minus the swastika, that's an unspoken ideal). If you want a better image, stop letting people like Sarah Palin out.
Bacon - October 7, 2008, 8:56 pm
It's saying all Republicans are Rednecks Nazi's. Which doesn't make any sense. Bloody Neanderthal Democrats.
u.u - August 5, 2008, 2:47 pm
Indeed, its propaganda made by the left, which is basically all propaganda today.
Rudy - July 17, 2008, 4:48 am
What the heck is the swastika for on his forehead? And what does that and the Stars and Bars have to do with Republicans? Looks like a leftists creation to me..makes no sense.

WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it

TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of shit that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their fucking brains all over the wall

M16 - Not as good as an AK47

TAGS: m16 ak47
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
barockeva - even your tunnels are lame. Tunnel = 1 and so do you.
guest - March 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
you cant hit the broad side of a building with an ak-47 past 400 yards and the m-16 is still feasibly accurate up to 800

SPIDER M16 - Is all the world really needs to handle people like Fred Phelps... and Osama!

TAGS: spider m16
Rating: 1.63/5

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Play Your Music! -

TAGS: m1928 thompson violin case
Rating: 5/5

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Aurielius - November 20, 2017, 5:00 pm
If Samuel Colt made all men equal, then JT Thompson made some more equal than others.

Mad Minute -